It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
It's beer pressure.
Hard eh.
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
Because it messes with their hops
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Beer.
Ein stein.
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because they use extra hops
Budweiser
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
One if nobody is watching.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because you can't drink and derive
Don't worry, be hoppy
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
They're buds
In the way!
Buuuurrrrrr!!!
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
He brews!
A Two Pack
With lots of hops!
Hebrewed his own
Silver Mullet
Grols
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
About four beers
Hebrews.
Long neck or giraffed?
A really good watch.
Hebrews!
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
A year in prison if there's any justice.
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
He was trying to dodge the draft.
He brews it.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
The bartender replies: "For you No charge."
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Beryl of beer!
Watered Down
Bring two Mormons.
Shotgun method
All of them
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
6
Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
At a Mars bar!
I love you.....
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Pepper-Peroni
Heifer-weizen.
Beer in each hand!
So you can tell it apart from urine
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
Light ale!
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
A barrel organ.
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
They didn't have enough pitchers.
Irish handcuffs.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Put it in a square cup
Wine
"Have another beer."
He wasn't in the MahMoud.
Cause beer is made with hops.
One with a lot of hops.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Depends...
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Everything, given enough time
Slow down and use some lubricant.
They have to use TWO hands.
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
You can find a small bag of each under a buck.
A cow that can milk itself!
An udder failure.
Because it was two years old
A cannibal
Your ex.
I only loved you for your body!
Are you vegan?
We don't need an asteroid...
