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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.