What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.