What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.