What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.