5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
By the ears...
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
So the Marine have something to hold on to.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
It takes only one nail to hold the picture up
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!
Because he was dying to do so.
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
I hold mine by the ears.
Hold all and howdoor
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
The silence of the lambs
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
The Star Spangled Banner!
My zipper
My Zipper
Good mourning.
To hold up their pants.
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Holding the pig together.
Knight time
They are yellow can they only hold small packages
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
The Mersenne Twister.
My zipper.
A candle-nah-brah
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
They hold a runoff election.
He held up a pair of pants.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Holding their hands up
Lieutenant
By the ears
Age
Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.
Because it wasn't ceiling.
ISIS
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
Because it held up a pair of pants.
Because they held up a pair of pants.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Kitchen Stadium
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
To get to the other side.
I'm holding Time Square!
He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
You grabbit.
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
To hold the cow together.
You open it slightly so it's ajar.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
A dope ring.
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
A rather excited moth
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)
Hold a bingo!!
A gargoyle!
By the ears.
I don't know, I am on hold.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
My Zipper.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
With its buccaneers!
Because he liked sole music!
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
He just couldn't hold it any longer.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
They'll hold a Beyonceance.
One holds photos The other holds five
Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
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To be sure to be sure
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
It was low hanging fruit.
Let's hang.
There's too many ears
Garden hose.
Lobsters
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
Chris Vroom
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
