Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None. They only screw playoff games
Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
He held up a pair of pants!
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
When their time is up.
Giraffic.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.