How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

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What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!