It goes back four seconds.
Because, time will always tell.
It goes back for seconds
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
It tocked too much
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
He wanted to be on time.
The clock is still right twice a day.
Cuz there's a clock on the microwave
A waist of time.
He went back four seconds.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
It went back 4 seconds.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
There's a clock on the stove.
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
He wanted to see time fly.
It was full of ticks.
They go back four seconds.
Metal Gears
TiK ToK On The Clock
A waist of time
Because time was always running out.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
A lunartick.
So they won't run out of time
Politics
He wanted to work overtime.
When their time is up.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
Time to get it fixed.
They distrust clocks.
It was for 'tick or tweet'!
Because it liked the tick talk.
Because desperate times call for desperate measures....
Because pipe clock would have just been stupid.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Vee have vays of making you tock!
It goes back four seconds!
Ve haff vays of meking you tock.
Ve haff vays of making you tock!
Because his mother was in a jam.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
M'Kay
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
He was caught taking Polaroids.
He was barking up the wrong tree.
He dates his other sister.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
A bit cross.
