It goes back four seconds.
Because, time will always tell.
It goes back for seconds
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
It tocked too much
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
He wanted to see time fly
He wanted to be on time.
There's already a clock on the stove
The clock is still right twice a day.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
A waist of time.
He went back four seconds.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
It went back 4 seconds.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
There's a clock on the stove.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
He wanted to see time fly.
It was full of ticks.
They go back four seconds.
Metal Gears
TiK ToK On The Clock
A waist of time
Because time was always running out.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
A lunartick.
So they won't run out of time
Politics
He wanted to work overtime.
When their time is up.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
Time to get it fixed.
They distrust clocks.
It was for 'tick or tweet'!
Because it liked the tick talk.
Because desperate times call for desperate measures....
Because pipe clock would have just been stupid.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Vee have vays of making you tock!
It goes back four seconds!
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
6:30...
Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
It needs more space.
Because his wife needs him.
Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:
A funny bunny
He won't stop banging at the door.
Loki, because he is low-key.
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
Toilet paper.
Everyone just needs 1 more line.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
