Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

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Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.