Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.