Because there couldnt be 2-liters.
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
No one can ever know.
Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
Because they're infeggtious
Diepole
The Supreme Reader.
Because it's a mini soda.