Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.