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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

2 Liter Jokes More 2 Liter Jokes

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.