Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.