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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.