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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

Squirt Jokes More Squirt Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it?

Baster! Baster!