How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.