What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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He wanted to be with his family.

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It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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At yeast he's a fungi.

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Co-pper

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.