What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.