What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.