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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!