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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaand eeeeeeyeeee

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!