Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
He's flat Baroque...
A girl has no name.
Because they cant find dates
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
Netflix and Krill
A re-lotion-ship.
Chicken Tinders.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
By saying Alderaan things.
Because love means nothing to them.
Because he couldn't find a date!
Because its the first date
Carbon dating.
They never expect a ring
7-1. (World Cup)
Timbr
Want to date hot Russians!
It didn't have a peel.
Don't poop where you scoop.
A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.
The lonely one dated igneous rocks!
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Because it's the first date.
I'm a fungi!
Her husband on a date.
Start dating them
Because he couldn't find a Date!
They glazed into each other's eyes
You can drop her off anywhere
Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
Dates.
You 'WOOOO' him!
Im a fungi
A calendar has dates.
You can drop her off anywhere!!
You can drop her off anywhere.
Because she will squeal on you.
2nd April. Ha!! April fool!
Social Security.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
It took a date....
A relationSHEEP.
It couldn't get a date.
I think we should sea otter people.
Compound interest
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
To cloud 9
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Because he couldn't find a date.
Because he was cannelloni.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Bring her flours
Because he has always Ben Solo.
Neither of us can get a date right
By the buckle print on her forehead.
She was looking for Alderaan men.
Best before...
Because he was sketchy.
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed
Because they have space issues.
I replied "It's hard to keep track."
Because they rappel men and women.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
A tractor
Wishful thinking. Obviously
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
To find its stomate!
Dates!
The Age Of Ultron.
Because he couldn't get a date!
She hated my poncho.
It was a comma dating.
Shore.
It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
The split is gonna be explosive
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
He was too low key.
Netfish and krill
She might squeal on you.
Carbon dating
Irrelephant
To Chicago
You can drop her off wherever.
Sep-tinder!
A Feyonce
Because she's probably a keeper.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Germany/Brasil 7-1
She was wearing no turn on red.:
He couldn't get a date!
Bae-goals
Annette.
The Woof of Wall Street.
Buffa lo
Postbox.
A play on words.
Because they both "practice" their professions.
He ran out of patients.
A Chipmonk.
Because it needs bailing out.
Hey forget about it
He died on the cross!
Russel.
He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.
