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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)