How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!