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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.