How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.