How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.