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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!