How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies