Duh. Cause he's da foe.
NOT MOVIES
Black and black movies.
Step up: transformers:v
Rated movies.
Ant Man
Insert coin
Aisle B - Back.
Ferrous Bueller's Day Off
You must not bring either to the movies.
PG-13
Buffa lo
In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
He might give away spoilers!
He was a miner.
The Cinemon.
Angles in the Outfield
Because he couldn't find a date!
He's never gonna give you Up.
MOVIES!
Because they are set in the future.
Closed for Winter".
The egg-stra.
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
Because it keeps hitting pause.
Need for speed.
Because it was PG
The Woof of Wall Street.
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
He didn't have any body to go with him.
War Biscuit
ARRRR Rated Movies!
Because it was rated "PG"
DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.
A bad judge of character.
Doctor Dolittle
It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Because it was pi-rated.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Nyetflix.
It took a date....
Watch a movie with him.
I want to know her secret
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
He won't ever give you *Up*.
Well, the movie ended so
ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*
Pulp Fiction
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
I'll be Bach.
Get some furniture
Rated movies
Die Hard
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
You Yourself & Urine.
When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
He paws-ed it!
Silence of the Limbs
Parental Guidance.
Is it about black people
I need to know what time to pick her up.
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
To watch movies in the THETA
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!
Should we walk home or take a dog
The dive-in
This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.
M: I'm not.
A copy cat.
The climax.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
Boaris Karloff.
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
It is about 2 hours long.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
Ebowla.
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
Because she nailed that Solo.
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
I freed the what?
They can both bring out the child from within.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Charlie Sheen's winning.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
A mushroom.
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
