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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

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What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

What do you call a sick Pokemon?

Pikachoo

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B