Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A masochrist.
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
A spider
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
Rated movies.
Because Intel Inside.
A spider!
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Mabul cake.
A cannibull
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
It raises their shellfish steam.
Because it was a play on words.
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
A nice tight seal
Enjoy the silence.
They have a good sense of aqueous humor.
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
Democracy
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
Because it is in tents
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
He could really get into the vaultz.
A Jolly Rancher.
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
Elizabeth.
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
They both enjoy handshakes.
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Because it just makes me falafel.
He isn't very App-y
Unemployed
Ten-ish.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
French Flies!
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Because they were stale, matey!
Because she nailed that Solo.
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
Pupperoni
Because he enjoys living in denial.
Because it's all play.
Guilty
HR Department.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Skinning the vegan.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Ammonia a poor little sparrow!
Well they deleted
Topical meme.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
They want Gore in 2000.
Oxidants happen,
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
The guy would survive the first round.
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"