Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A spider
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
Because Intel Inside.
A spider!
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Mabul cake.
A cannibull
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
It raises their shellfish steam.
Because it was a play on words.
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
A nice tight seal
Enjoy the silence.
They have a good sense of aqueous humor.
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
Because it is in tents
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
He could really get into the vaultz.
A Jolly Rancher.
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
Elizabeth.
They both enjoy handshakes.
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Because it just makes me falafel.
He isn't very App-y
Unemployed
Ten-ish.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
French Flies!
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Because they were stale, matey!
Because she nailed that Solo.
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
Because he enjoys living in denial.
Because it's all play.
Guilty
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Two days seems like a long time.
Goes to a retail store to find another one.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker
Nothing, eggs can't talk.
Nobody ever compliments our back end
He's a web developer.
Ball lightning
Play with others.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful
An offer you can't understand.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.