Enjoy Jokes

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...