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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay