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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.