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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay