Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.