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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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What do you call 100 cows masterbating?

Beef Strokenoff

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."