100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
To get to the other side!
Bingo.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
On their fingers
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
