How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Why do actors like snooker halls?

Because that's where they get their best cues.

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.