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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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By using their instinks and common scents!

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

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Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.