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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.