Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.