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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.