Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.