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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.