Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.