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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What do you call a bipolar Sith?

High-low Ren.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.