Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut