Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.