Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut