Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut