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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

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A force of habit

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.