Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

What do you call a bipolar Sith?

High-low Ren.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.