Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.