Jedi Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

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Wwe Jokes More Wwe Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.