Jedi Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them.

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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They ran out of san storage

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi