Because attachments are forbidden.
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
Vader-hosen!
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Panickin' Skywalker.
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
To get to the dark side.
A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)
Tattooine.
Toyoda
They use Force quit.
A LockSith.
You owe me one cannoli.
Jedi do that?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Qui-Gon Gin
He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.
Dagobah.
May my thoughts be with them".
Skywalker Ranch.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
Check your privilege, sithlord
The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader
A dead Jedi" I replied
The Forceskin.
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!
With a Hoth IRA.
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
Forced jokes.
A force of habit
He didn't use enough force...
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Yodafone
Because "There is no Try."
They are in-sects
In bytes.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
An e-nigma.
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Underlay! Underlay!
Cinco.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...