Because attachments are forbidden.
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
Vader-hosen!
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Panickin' Skywalker.
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
To get to the dark side.
A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)
Tattooine.
Toyoda
They use Force quit.
A LockSith.
You owe me one cannoli.
Jedi do that?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Qui-Gon Gin
He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.
Dagobah.
May my thoughts be with them".
Skywalker Ranch.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
Check your privilege, sithlord
The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader
A dead Jedi" I replied
The Forceskin.
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!
With a Hoth IRA.
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
Forced jokes.
A force of habit
He didn't use enough force...
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Yodafone
Because "There is no Try."
It can look round.
Half of a cat.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
A shellicopter.
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
They prefer to use Norse code.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Motorcycles don't have trunks
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
He had to close a sail
Because he kept locking up.
