Because attachments are forbidden.
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
Vader-hosen!
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Panickin' Skywalker.
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
To get to the dark side.
A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)
Tattooine.
Toyoda
They use Force quit.
A LockSith.
You owe me one cannoli.
Jedi do that?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Qui-Gon Gin
He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.
Dagobah.
May my thoughts be with them.
Skywalker Ranch.
Check your privilege, sithlord
The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader
A dead Jedi" I replied
The Forceskin.
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!
With a Hoth IRA.
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
Forced jokes.
A force of habit
He didn't use enough force...
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Yodafone
Because "There is no Try."
MOOOOOO!!!!
To get to his website!
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
That's right. You.
He was a good conductor.
A Toyoda.
JabbaScript
Because it was always running out of the pen.
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Because that would be illeagle
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
