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The children always end up with lice in their hair.
They are in-sects
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
Haram-bee
Karma, Whores.
The inevitable comment from
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
Cottage cheese.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.
A jail.
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Tell him a joke when he's a baby!
Because he was dyslectric.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
