Because attachments are forbidden.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
They are in-sects
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
Haram-bee
Nostalgia
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.
They always take things the wrong way.
Because the ends justify the memes
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A Thormos.
Because lions only understand.rars
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
Don't touch this.
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
