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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

What do you call jokes about bread?

Buns

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!