What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT