What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito?

Its one of his joke.

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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories