Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Because the condition was untweetable.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because they always miss the joke
Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.
