Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
One of his fingers is clean
Your spine.
He glances over his shoulder.
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
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