Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
May Divorce be with you.*
With a romantic tock.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
For the pun of it.
A ball point banana!
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
