Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Because the stalks are all ears.
In the punchlines.
He forgot his Loggins
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
