Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.