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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

X Jokes More X Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.