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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

X Jokes More X Jokes

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.