Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!