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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.