Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

X Jokes More X Jokes

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.