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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.