Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.