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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.