Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.