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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!