How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).