Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Eggs get laid at least once.
Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
He wanted to lay it on the line!
Half-a-dog!
Two at most.
A Global Offensive.
He got atomic ache.
Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.