What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

Half a sack

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Uranium Jokes More Uranium Jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.