What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam