What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

Uranium Jokes More Uranium Jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.