What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Uranium Jokes More Uranium Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.