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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Uranium Jokes More Uranium Jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.