With a pair of Caesars...
The other half
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
About six and a half books.
Half a cat.
Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Kenya West
A slightsabre
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Cause all their pants are half-off
Finding half of a roach in your food.
An abomination.
I, 4-1, know we won't win.
With ducktape!!
Half a cat
Half a dog
Half of them are lyin'.
5. The other half is 3.
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
The radiush.
An asymptoad.
Pessimist Prime
Half a dog!
Half a centipede.
About half of them.
Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Biting an apple and finding half a worm
He heard boys' pants were half off.
Half a centipede!
She wanted to lay it on the line.
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
Half-a-dog!
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
A oneba.
A mounted police officer
By folding it in half.
Because they only use half pipes.
It can look round.
Gifted!
They are hiring.
Six and a half books.
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Cut it in half.
He always gets stuck on across.
Fold it in half!
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
They take the senor discount.
Half a measure.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
With a seesaw
A denom-nom-nominator!
Because he couldn't see that well!
Because they always take things literally
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Because they want to.
Philately will get you no where.
A comb or a saw.
He picked up his hammer and saw.
A sunny day.
Dunno, they're just a bit shady.
Legendary
She had mittens on.
They get a hole in one!
Fire in the hole!
WATER YOU DOING
Phil.
