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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!