When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

See Jokes More See Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'