When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'