When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'