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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

See Jokes More See Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!