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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

See Jokes More See Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!