When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

See Jokes More See Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!