Dam it.
Because she had no arms
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
A llama-fall.
Coma-toes.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
It was a little daisy
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
Cher nob'll fall out.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
An ATM machine
Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!
Lusain Belt
See you next "fall".
The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "
They all fell off a truck.
An autumn-mobile.
Get off me, homes.
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Because it was drunk.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Stew.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Nothing if you're a gorilla.
Everywhere.
They keep falling through his hands.
They sue Kabul Yacht.
Because he fell asleep on duty.
Itstumbled.
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Edifice Rex
Because it was too tired.
Cheap cheap!
Get off me homes.
21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH
Because it was dead.
The stove.
They count sheeple.
A pool table.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
I'll live...
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Because he cauterize.
Because he was crossed.
To stop it from falling out.
Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Egypt.
To make it Fall.
Rick rolled.
A. Lesbi-hens
Aw shucks!
An Hippic fail.
Get off me Holmes!
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
A nun falling down stairs
Because cher-nob'll fall out
Because someone threw a canoe at him!
Because she hasn't got arms!
Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
His will
Bob.
A Fall Out Boy.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Ayyyy watch it homes!
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
Throw me a frickin bone here.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Tripical
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
They always fall back on old habits.
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
A-flat minor.
I mean, it is only hanging by threads...
Because the pedals fell off.
Because Day tripped him.
Malteasers
Fall.
Well, glad I got that over with.
It was dead.
Because they've had their chloro-fill.
The floor
I've fallen and I can't giddyup.
Because it was two-tired.
It was too tired
In the *pew*.
Pretzalcoatl
Doug
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
If most people leave before shooting starts.
A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
Drink, Pray, Truck
Lawn chair.
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian
The pilot.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
They're both staples.
