What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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Because Santa came early!

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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One I say one.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

2 Year Old Jokes More 2 Year Old Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.