What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Because it was soda pressing.

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At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Looks like rein dear.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.