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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Small Bag Jokes More Small Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.