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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

Small Bag Jokes More Small Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.