What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Exaggerate Jokes More Exaggerate Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.