What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Exaggerate Jokes More Exaggerate Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.