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What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

Exaggerate Jokes More Exaggerate Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.