Attire.
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
Space
Because then they'd be two tired
Bicycle petals!
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Dry Humour.
The food tastes funny.
A tire.