What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

Poorly Dress Man Jokes More Poorly Dress Man Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

X Post Jokes More X Post Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

Nicely Dress Man Jokes More Nicely Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire