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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo