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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire