How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!