How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

A free radical..

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

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What is your favorite one or two line joke?

X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.