How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

X-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

What is your favorite one or two line joke?

X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there