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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

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What is your favorite one or two line joke?

X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!