Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre