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Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

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Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.