Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

P p