Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager