Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil