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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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You poker face!

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Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Everything is cool there already.

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Just for the halibut.

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is