How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you