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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you