How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

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Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.