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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you