How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.