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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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An Otto-mobile

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What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.