What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

IFap

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

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What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.