Power Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

IFap

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Anne Boleyn's.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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