Power Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.