Power Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

Power Tool Jokes More Power Tool Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools