Power Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

IFap

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.