What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.