What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?