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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.