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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.