How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.