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How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!