What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.