What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.