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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Pencil Sharpener Jokes More Pencil Sharpener Jokes

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.