What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.