What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.