What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why do witches have stiff joints?

They get broomatism!

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.