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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.