When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.