What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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4 the home team

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OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

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Jackpot!

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.