What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.