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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth