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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.