What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.