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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.