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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.