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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.