Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.