Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.