Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."