Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!