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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.