Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.