What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger