What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.