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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!