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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.