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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.