What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"