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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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Sleighs 'em

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Poke 'em on!

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.