How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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Poke 'em on.

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Poke 'em on!

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You poke 'em on.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.