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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden