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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.