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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden