How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.