How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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Sleighs 'em

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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Poke 'em on!

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What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden