How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Mowed 'em.

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Olive 'em!

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.