How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

Tell them it floats!

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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The harder you hit 'em the more english you get

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom