How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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You poke 'em on.

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.