How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.