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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...