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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Hole Business Jokes More Hole Business Jokes

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!