Patty
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
They're all girls on fire.
A horde.
Girl you sure are sweet.
Nothing. She's fine.
Miss.Steak
A girl has no name.
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Nothing. You already told her.
It was worth a shot.
The knife has a point
Because he's a real dawg.
Because she...let it go!
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
Because they lay out in the sun so much
By growing up.
She'll tell you
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
Annette.
Penicillin.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Alane
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
Because the pedals fell off.
DATERADE
Your girl has to chew before she swallows.
Chicken Tenders.
Urine angel.
The girl in church has hope in her soul
Because they can resistor.
You don't.
Feminem.
The ATM
It's in their "jeans"
Cuz she couldn't find the door handle
Because she didn't have arms.
God bless America.
SINGLE
She was fed up with the hole business.
Because it was FeO
A girl.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
His place is a dump
Courtney.
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
It was wound up already.
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
I want to know her secret
It was full of ticks.
Because he wasn't a fungi!
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Because they love digging up the past.
Lily!
SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does
Because he was sketchy.
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
Any girl named Patty!
Because she was an operetta (operator).
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
Chickpea
Just add a G and now she's gone.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
Because they find me more appealing.
Haram bea
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Bae-goals
Broadview*
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
Voodoo like to dance with me '
Annette
They get chapped lips
You use tulips.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Antibiotics
She wanted to see how long she slept.
Because it was ripped.
The girl necks door.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A keeper
Because she was a girl.
A chapter.
Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
So they don't get chapped lips.
She wanted to be on time.
Because they always miss their target!
Nothing. She is fine.
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
A fish tank!
Because they are planted in the spring!
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
Because they can't even.
He's flat Baroque...
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
I don't know I just fly the drones
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Nice doing business with you!
Fillet of soul
