Patty
The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
They're all girls on fire.
Imagination
M'lady
A horde.
Get under another one
Girl you sure are sweet.
Nothing. She's fine.
An ATM machine
Miss.Steak
A girl with a sunken chest and no booty
A girl has no name.
Nothing, you already told her twice.
The Alaskan Bull Worm.
A girl from Jersey.
Nothing. You already told her.
Six girls)
It was worth a shot.
The knife has a point
She gives you the eye.
Around the ankles and wrists
Penicillin
Because he's a real dawg.
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
A menstrual bicycle.
The girl who puts it there.
Because she...let it go!
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
Feel around for the dough nuts
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
Because they lay out in the sun so much
It is always look but don't touch.
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
That he only has a 6 inch.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
By growing up.
It took too long to pull out.
She'll tell you
Because 0x0 is always 0.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
Annette.
Penicillin.
Ho Gardens
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
Alane
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
Everywhere.
Because the pedals fell off.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
He made them Batman.
When they start to like spankings
By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.
DATERADE
The rest of her is cold too.
Nophiltrum
Urinate
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Your girl has to chew before she swallows.
They only wanna go down on her once a month
Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!
Bunnylingus!
Chicken Tenders.
Urine angel.
Because they can resistor.
Because they want the D.
A Biceptual
They have four lips
You don't.
Feminem.
The ATM
It's in their "jeans"
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
It depends on the girl
Virgins.
Dip it in ranch.
Cuz she couldn't find the door handle
Take ze bra off.
God bless America.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
SINGLE
She was fed up with the hole business.
Because it was FeO
A girl.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
His place is a dump
Courtney.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
You have a shot with a pool table.
Girl: Your feet.
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Leave it to peave her.
Wine gets better as it gets older
One is still in the EU.
Two Towers.
D. O. Durant
Kermit the Frog's finger
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Because they never get off their beds.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
Let us spray
It's like a metaphor.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
