What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls