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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.