What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.