You have a shot with a pool table.
A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair
Nothing, they both have 1 3
Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
When they start to like spankings
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A shot in the dark.
Tickle its balls.